The Music Speaks

istaq:

willsleepfordreams:

kruemelcaskett:

st1cks-andst0nes:

s-pecious:

wingedaradia:

dickcatchyourowngrenade:

ohsoooohealthy:

roadto—health:

janaeariel:

What do you call a woman who has a lot of sex? Her name.
GOD FUCKING YES, that.

THIS. WHOLE. PICTURE. <3

Oops, sorry, this picture automatically reblogged itself.

this whole picture is just great

Sorry for the color, but this HAS to be on my blog.

I Could Not Pass This Without Reblogging.

Fucking Hell to the fucking YES!

Fuck yeah look at that guy in the back just like… fuck yeah

TRUE THAT!

(Source: youtakeyourtimeyounglion, via queen-of-worlds-that-dont-exist)

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

(Source: brennablueskies, via itsonlyjack)

paragonpostcards:

Literally the American employment system.

(via ohtherage)

honeynuttrainicorns:

LOOK YOU MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING HOW DARE YOU JUST CLOSE ALL MY FUCKING TABS AND GIVE ME THIS UNAPOLOGETIC LOAD OF DICK SUCKING BULLSHIT

WHOA!! AS IF YOU’RE FUCKING SURPRISED DON’T GIVE ME THAT SHIT

FUCK YOUR WHOA MOTHERFUCKER

(via undreamy)

pizzaforpresident:

You kids need ta start behavin, this is a fancy restaurant!

(via undreamy)